queenofattolia:

y’all are all incorrect

you can make a list a mile long of reasons why winter is better than summer

but it doesn’t matter

in winter it is cold

which means it is the worst

the end




unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive







silverhex:

i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds

(Source: thelordsofsummer)










me: i have a headache
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: my back hurts
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: i failed a test
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: hitler killed the jews
parents: its because you're on the computer too much