egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

greenbergsays:

He does not look amused.

derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

variation under nature

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